How do I live like this?!
I am a life mage. I draw my power from the deep and abiding connections I have with nature., with the heartbeat, with the life that we all share. I am empowered by the presence of the Lord and Lady in all things, the greta power that pulls breath into our lungs, holds the planets together and makes our souls bright.
Can you even imagine how hard it is to concentrate when I wander around in the middle of the night to find a bloody rotting corpse in the living room?!
MATTHIAS! Clear up your crap BEFORE it starts oozing on the carpets, damn it!
And, while we're on the subject, is there any point in me bringing up my complete and utter disapproval of the death penalty?